Terms and Conditions

FEW THINGS TO READ BEFORE YOU ORDER

  • DO NOT MENTION DRUG NAMES, LAB NAMES OR THE WEBSITE IN THE FUCKING BANK TRANSFER. HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT?? YOU WILL LOSE YOUR MONEY IF YOU DO!!!
  • WE AIM TO ANSWER ALL EMAILS WITHIN AN HOUR. OBVIOUSLY WE NEED TO SLEEP SO BEAR THAT IN MIND
  • WE ARE UK BASED AND SHIP WORLDWIDE (EXCEPT SWITZERLAND)
  • EVERYTHING IS PACKAGED IN PLAIN PACKAGING
  • WE SHIP SAME DAY WHEN POSSIBLE AND NEVER LATER THAN NEXT DAY
  • SHIPPING IS £3 FIRST CLASS, £5 RECORDED, £8 SPECIAL, £11 GUARANTEED SATURDAY. NON UK ORDERS ARE ALL £10
  • SPECIAL DELIVERY IS OBVIOUSLY NEXT DAY DELIVERY. RECORDED DELIVERY IS NOT NEXT DAY DELIVERY.
  • ONCE YOU HAVE PAID AND EMAILED TO CONFIRM YOU’VE PAID JUST SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR YOUR ORDER TO ARRIVE. PLEASE DON’T KEEP CONTACTING ME ASKING “IS IT SENT” ETC.
  • WE DO NOT WORK FOR ROYAL MAIL. WE DON’T KNOW WHAT DAY YOUR ORDER WILL ARRIVE UNLESS YOU’VE PAID FOR SPECIAL. PLEASE DON’T EMAIL NEXT DAY ASKING WHERE YOUR ORDER IS UNLESS ITS SPECIAL DELIVERY!
  • IF YOU’VE HAD A “ORDER COMPLETE” EMAIL, YES, YOU’RE ORDER HAS BEEN SENT.
  • WE DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL
  • WE ACCEPT MOST CRYPTO CURRENCY/BANK TRANSFER/CIRCLE PAY (UK ONLY)
  • “IS YOUR STUFF LEGIT” DOESN’T EVEN WARRANT A REPLY! COURSE IT’S FUCKING LEGIT!!
  • WE DON’T AND WON’T SELL DNP
  • WE DON’T SEND TRACKERS TO UK CUSTOMERS. IF YOUR ORDER DOESN’T TURN UP NEXT DAY (SPECIAL) OR WITHIN 1 WEEK (RECORDED) PLEASE CONTACT US. WE WILL RESEND IF IT IS LOST
  • WE DO NOT OFFER A RESHIP POLICY FOR OVERSEAS ORDERS
  • PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR FREE STUFF OR DISCOUNTS WILL BE IGNORED. 5 ITEMS DOES NOT COUNT AS “BULK”!!
  • WHAT IS ON THE WEBSITE IS WHAT WE SELL. IF IT’S NOT THERE, WE DON’T HAVE IT
  • ANY PROBLEMS WITH YOU ORDER IE. WRONG ITEM RECEIVED/DAMAGED ITEMS PLEASE CONTACT US AND SEND A PHOTO OF THE DAMAGED/INCORRECT ITEM
  • IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ANY PRODUCTS, COME TO US FIRST. ANYONE TRYING TO RUIN OUR REPUTATION ON FORUMS BY POSTING ABOUT “BUNK” OR “UNDER DOSED” PRODUCTS WILL NOT GET REFUNDS/NEW ITEMS SENT OUT. WE WOULD NEVER KNOWINGLY SELL BUNK PRODUCTS BUT LABS DO SOME TIMES GET THINGS WRONG. THOSE THAT USE US REGULARLY KNOW OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE IS THE BEST OUT THERE.
  • WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. WE DON’T KNOW WHY YOU’RE ILL
  • WE ARE NOT DIETICIANS. WE DON’T KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES YOU NEED OR WHY YOU’RE NOT MAKING “GAINZ BRUH”
  • WE WILL TRY TO OFFER THE BEST ADVICE POSSIBLE REGARDING YOUR STEROID CYCLE IF YOU NEED ADVICE. THE END CHOICE IS YOURS THOUGH. WE DON’T ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU GROW TITS/KILL YOUR WIFE/END UP IN PRISON
  • WE ALWAYS TRY TO BE POLITE AND AS HELPFUL AS POSSIBLE. WE’D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DID THE SAME
  • BY ORDERING YOU AGREE TO THESE TERMS.